Go with the flow

The newest thing to hit Broadmead is the Neat Aqua-Massage, nowopen for business in Debenhams.

We sent Tom Henry to test the water, so to speak Despite theassurances, I expected to emerge from under the canopy dripping wet.There's no way, thought I, that my shirt, trousers, socks and shoescould possibly survive an onslaught from 36 high pressure water jetspummelling my legs and back from every angle.

But when Helen Young finally released me from my 10 minutes in theNeat AquaMassage, now open for business in Debenhams, Broadmead, Iwas as dry as a bone, in spite of the gallons of water that had justwashed over me.

I was also dying for a pee; the night before …